In a recent email exchange, Turge proclaimed the following:
- The riding in Santa Fe is better than Durango
- The beer in New Mexico is better than Durango. He went on to add, "Despite having 4 breweries in Durango the beer is just average."
I ask you fellow Durangoans, help me oust Matt Turgeon. His lovely wife, Jeni, is welcome to stay. If you pass Turge on the street, do not debate with him - simply point south.
Thank you.

10 comments:
Come on now you guys. Play nice.
Funny stuff! Sounds like homeboy has a case of winter blues and homesickness. Just give him a little time, he'll come around in May.
Oh wait. I deported myself so who am I to talk?
Ok, I believe my actual crackberry message sent you said the trails in SF were better but DGO had more trails. Never did state I disliked the trails in DGO.
I stand by the beer comments. Swill for the college kids and tourons certainly can make some money, but finely crafted beer is what we need.
But all of this is coming from a Baytucky resident? You don't even get to vote in your so called Deportation request!
When the heck did you become a republican?
I'm a major player in Durango area commerce so I get a honorary vote in such matters!!
Bottom line is that your blasphemous comments will not be tolerated and are grounds for dismissal.
Only a republican would think they can buy their way into a vote. Democracy wins and you Enron swine.
Yeah, it's a shame the locals don't craft more Raspberry Wheats and other fruity beers for you.
Perhaps you haven't tried Carver's new Smelter Porter yet.
Ska isn't swill beotchis...Everything else yeah I agree...I think we need to tie Timo up...put him in a little box and ship him to Texas..Except we tell him he's going on vacation or something...
*sigh* two votes from Bayticky still doesn't equal one valid vote.
Ska is the best of the bunch, but it aint even in the same category as Dales. Clever labels and cool marketing aside.
This calls for a game of Roshambo.
i think this call for a duke out come spring..
both on singles
last 75 miles of CO trail
only start with 2 water bottles and a power bar each
MMMuuuhahaha
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